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I've only had sporadic Halloween celebrating in my lifetime. This list reflects that.
  1. Grim reaper
    This one was back in elementary. I kept taking the skull mask off because it was so hot. Halloween in Texas y'all.
  2. Dracula
    The last Halloween costume of my teenage years, hastily put together because I wanted some candy.
  3. V
    I had a V for Vendetta phase. I still being the mask out for pranks.
  4. Wizard forced into the Muggle Workforce
    The wizard economy is worse than the muggle one. So I had to get a job in the muggle sphere.
  1. Return library books I never got around to reading and feel guilty about
    I'll do bad mental math on the fines and overestimate how quickly I can read so it makes not returning them the more reasonable option.
  2. Go to the grocery store
    People can live off mustard and crackers right? I'm sure there's a ton of great recipes I can come up with using this old jar of relish and packs of ramen.
  3. Wash clothes
    They pass the visibly dirty test and they smell ... okay. They can go one more week. 👍