THINGS I HAVE TO DO TODAY AND HOW I WILL AVOID THEM

  1. Return library books I never got around to reading and feel guilty about
    I'll do bad mental math on the fines and overestimate how quickly I can read so it makes not returning them the more reasonable option.
  2. Go to the grocery store
    People can live off mustard and crackers right? I'm sure there's a ton of great recipes I can come up with using this old jar of relish and packs of ramen.
  3. Wash clothes
    They pass the visibly dirty test and they smell ... okay. They can go one more week. 👍