HOW I FEEL ON A LONG RUN

  1. I can't believe how long I'm about to run.
  2. I'm going too fast.
  3. Pssssh. I've got this.
  4. Why did I choose to run across this bridge?
  5. HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 5 MILES!
  6. I'm a third of the way there!
  7. Two more miles until halfway!
  8. Ok, down to single digits left!
  9. Grrr, I really should have made a route without bridges.
  10. Shit, why do my hips hurt?
  11. I feel great!
  12. Oh, nevermind, I'm tired.
  13. 2 more miles!
  14. One foot in front of the other...
  15. One more mile! I'm gonna beast this!
  16. So close...
  17. I'm done! This feels great! I'm invincible!
  18. Time for a beer.