Yes i am one of those "my pets are my kids"
  1. Money
    Cause It's MY money. Also If you are a man you are screwed on insane support if things don't work out.
  2. Going out
    Just simply walk out the door, no sitter, no tantrums, no rushing....just f*cking go!
  3. Sleep
    Not just for babies. No kids wanting cereal at 6am saturday.
  4. Sex
    Kids are serious c***blockers.
  5. Nerves
    Most parents are always on edge and ready to flip the f*ck out, at all times.