Top 5 reasons to not have kids

Yes i am one of those "my pets are my kids"
  1. 1.
    Cause It's MY money. Also If you are a man you are screwed on insane support if things don't work out.
  2. 2.
    Going out
    Just simply walk out the door, no sitter, no tantrums, no rushing....just f*cking go!
  3. 3.
    Not just for babies. No kids wanting cereal at 6am saturday.
  4. 4.
    Kids are serious c***blockers.
  5. 5.
    Most parents are always on edge and ready to flip the f*ck out, at all times.