I'm not joking, I will sing effin' ALL of these in a given time.
  1. Boyfriend- Justin Bieber
    Complete with the sexy stripping. No judgment, alright?
  2. I Believe in a Thing Called Love- The Darkness
    You can't NOT rock out to this song, right?
  3. Top 40 hit
    I'm not even sure what's in the Top 40 anymore, but I know someone's gonna sing it
  4. Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen
    This is the karaoke killer-- in more than one way. If everyone starts singing along to this song, you know that the night is over
  5. Closing Time- Semisonic
    Same as above. I know who I want to take me home, and it's not whoever is singing this song.