Questions I would like to ask my husband....

  1. How do you miss the toilet and not realize it?
  2. Do you not feel the wet bath mat?
  3. Do you get tired of food getting stuck in your beard?
  4. Why do you blow snot rockets in the shower?
  5. Can you not blow your nose before or after the shower?
  6. How in the world does it take an hour to poop?