1. Narcissistic
    Both my ego and alter-ego sit next to me and have coffee every morning. We just love our relationship!
  2. OCDs
    Do not move my things and (please!) keep yours with some sense of arrangement and order.
  3. Just a bit psychopath
    I do not get magically and mysteriously get your feelings. Sensible empathy is voodoo to me. Weirdly enough, I've trained my empathy as a research tool and I'm very good at using it (just get me into "research mode").
  4. Robot from the future
    Some friends say I'm a robot from the future.
  5. Intelligent
    Most of my friends know me as and call me "Brain".