OLD MAN BABES

I could do a young man babes but what's the fun in that?
  1. Paul Rudd
    Classic. Ageless. Like a fine wine. (I assume. Come on guys, I'm 15!!!)
  2. Michael Fassbender
    BECAUSE LOOK AT HIS SMILE AND TRY TELLING ME HE DOESNT QUALIFY TO BE AN OLD MAN BABE! LIKE, his smile.
  3. Ewan McGregor
    After watching Moulin Rouge for the millionth time, I had an epiphany that Ewan McGregor is my favorite person ever. A tru heartbreaker/hoodrat with a kid older than me. It's ~fine~
  4. James McAvoy
    Cause otherwise, bb Michael would be all alone!!! A sad world, indeed.
  5. John Krasinski
    He's just got this charm in his voice and also, him and Emily are my Hollywood numba onezzzz
  6. Tom Hiddleston
    Kind of like Michael Fassbender but a little fruitier. I can dig it.
  7. Update: Sean Connery
    OG old man babe.
  8. Update: Gael García Bernal
    DANG THIS A CUTE LIL MAN like his face is so perfectly sculpted and every time he says Hai-Lai in Mozart in the Jungle, my heart melts. I'm too young for this.