My rejected short story ideas
ideas that came to mind and I rejected out of hand
- •Forbidden love between a hippo and her zoo keeperThe first kiss was accidental, the second was transcendent
- •Vampires vs the front bumper of my 89 Crown VicBasically just me hitting fucking vampires and then hosing off their blood
- •Hunger Games but me looking for my socksBut seriously where the fuck are my socks
- •Engineering mixupAn engineering mixup at a ship yard sees the forward hull of a cruise ship replaced by a giant multi ton block of carved cheese. The story of an exceptionally dense and aggressively stupid Captain and his insistence on completing the ships maiden voyage
- •Antisocial GhostLike ghost, but the dead dude just hates everyone and wants to be alone.