Reasons why I hate going to Walmart
- •Poop in the isleSeriously I'm tired of finding this. I'm certain the staff are too
- •Strange smells...Possible related to the first point?
- •"Fresh" foodI pretty much treat their fresh food section as "Take home, sterilize somehow, eat immediately, probably get sick because I didn't sterilize it properly and then I die"
- •Sexual propositionsTypically older men in the bathroom, hanging around, asking if I want to suck their dick. Because seriously - what's more romantic then a Walmart bathroom - especially when I need to pee?
- •Strange animal themed fleece blanketsDid Walmart gradually become a flea market and we just didn't notice?
- •Watching shoppers just outright sneeze on everythingAnd then not buy it
- •The staffYou will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...