Things I've eaten straight from the can without cooking

  1. Beans
    Because obviously
  2. Tuna
    Next time I'll drain the fucking can first
  3. Sweetened condensed milk
    But diabetes
  4. Stew
    Chunky chunky goodness
  5. Peaches and other fruit
    Don't think that counts
  6. Dog food
    Never make a bet when dog food is on the line