LAST FIVE THINGS I GOOGLED

I'm stressing out about the level of intelligence, wit, and honesty on this app so I'm starting with some low hanging fruit. Thank you, VMAs.
  1. Miley cultural appropriation
  2. Is Calvin Harris at the VMAs?
    Answer: no, and I feel petty for wondering because girl power
  3. Justin Bieber
    Regretting this one
  4. Is Kanye really running for president?
  5. How late are the VMAs on?
    Too late for me to watch beyond Kanye's mic drop