TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS I JUST CAN'T RELATE TO

The summer Taylor's first album came out was the summer my (high school) boyfriend cheated on me... Recipe for disaster. As such I relate to most things she says except:
  1. Loving him is like driving a Maserati down a dead end street...
    This implies I know what driving a Maserati down any street is like
  2. Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive...
    The percentage of guys I've dated with a car, let alone a truck, is very low.
  3. She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen but I know you wish it was me
    Thank god.
  4. Everything else stands