I long for the day I'm this on my kitchen game
  1. Bacon
    Three different kinds ranging from Oscar Meyer to fresh cut from Whole Foods
  2. Pork loin
  3. Pork shoulder
  4. Proscuitto
  5. Roast beef
  6. Fancy salami
  7. Sliced ham
  8. Spicy salami
  9. Some unmarked cured ham
  10. Pancetta
  11. Chorizo
  12. For the record the only Christmas guest my parents are having... Is me.