I DID THE SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE DID WHILE BEING SNOWED IN FOR 3 DAYS

  1. I yelled at the TV while binge watching Making a Murderer
  2. I drank all the wine I had in stock
  3. I furiously did laundry and cooked perishable food in fear of losing power
  4. I furiously ate all the food I cooked in case it suddenly spoiled
  5. I posted about that shitbag Trump on Facebook and the shit he says
  6. I took a lot of naps
  7. I stomped out patterns in the snow
  8. I forgot to change my underwear