ON-THEME WAYS I PLAN TO SPEND VALENTINES DAY WHICH I'D BE DOING ANYWAY
- •Letting my heart pump about a gallon of blood through my body
- •Massacring some Chicago style pizza
- •Not going so far as to be a martyr, so perhaps just adopting a martyr complex.
- •Hunting single people with arrows.
- •Officiating secret weddings
- •Having reservations