REASONS WHY I AM A LITTLE OLD LADY
- •I love love love murder mystery showsPreferably ones that don't use that newfangled technology like "DNA." (For real tho, I'm working on a list)
- •I love soup for dinnerI'd rather scoop up my food like a lady than stab it with a fork like a hooligan.
- •I don't like kids on my lawn or people at the doorAre you trying to catch a glimpse of me in my nightie, you pervert?
- •I can't remember a damn thing.Don't get mad if I can't remember your name, I meet a lot of people for the fifth time. Now help me look for my car. I think my keys are in it.
- •I doze off while watching movies but am also a light sleeper.I have gotten mad at my boyfriend for waking me up by turning off the TV and lights.
- •I'm always cold.Ooh, a movie date night. Let me grab my parka, hat, gloves and scarf for the theater. Should I sneak in some kindling and firewood, or do they sell it there?
- •I google young-people slang.Sure, I once googled 'turnt.' It's hard to keep up when you spend so much time searching for candy at the bottom of your giant purse. (that one's too real)