THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I'VE ONLY HAD COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST

And also for a mid afternoon snack
  1. I can do anything. I am invincible.
  2. Anything except write with a pen (why is the paper vibrating?)
  3. I wonder what would happen if I threw this pen at my coworker
  4. Probably nothing because I can run so fast
  5. I bet I'm losing so much weight right now
  6. I feel like I'm remembering everything I forgot to do except I can't think of any of it
  7. Wanna see me touch that door frame?
  8. I'd like to finish this sentence I'm speaking but I have to go to the bathroom right n