Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Aging painting in attic finally maxed out
  2. Misjudged the depth of a big hole
  3. Book club meeting went very very late
  4. Time travel mishap
  5. Is returning a ring to the fiery pit in which it was forged and will brb
  6. Joined a dancing street gang for the matching jackets and is taking the required dance lessons
  7. Took a job back-filling escape tunnels from high security prisons. Gets terrible data service in the tunnels.
  8. Pulled a huge gravitational wave sound prank and is now in big trouble.