WHY I LOVE THE MORNING

  1. Diet's going pretty well so far
  2. Coffee for breakfast.
    =epic poops. Best part of waking up.
  3. The birds outside are having a territory dispute
    But it's got nothing to do with me so I stay out of it
  4. If I can be in two places at once, I'll get so much done today
    This could be the day that pull a Hermione
  5. I can reply to texts with 'sorry I fell asleep and didn't see this'
    Knowing I've got a few hours before I get a reply so we're even
  6. No one needs anything from me yet
    Except for me to leave the house on time *eyeroll*