Life lessons I've received from strangers and will never follow
- •I am unwed because of my choice of underwearIn Russia as I was on the bus, a babushka pulled me aside to inform me that I was wearing the wrong type of underwear for my dress and that's probably why I didn't have a husband
- •I need to get pregnant over the weekendA client informed me that since I had a job, there was not reason why I shouldn't already have a child, since children are the only way to guarantee that someone loves you. When I told her to have a good weekend, she promptly replied with "please get pregnant soon"
- •You're pretty, so you don't need to be smartThe literal words that came out of my professor's mouth after I inquired about why she never called on me during lectures