THINGS TWO OF MY BROTHERS SAID THANKSGIVING WEEKEND

Beers consumed, things said.
  1. "Santa is always watching"
    Pat (It was directed at me and my 4 year old niece when we were misbehaving at dinner)
  2. "Eat until you hate yourself"
    John
  3. "I think the Full Monty is a movie about male strippers"
    John
  4. "Why would I want to drink beer that tastes like Jolly Ranchers"
    Pat
  5. "Think of it as eating alcoholic Jolly Ranchers"
    John (in response to above)
  6. "That's a game changer"
    Pat (also in response to above)
  7. "The best part about this tent is that Ewan McGregor is on it"
    John (referring to an Episode II Star Wars tent)
  8. "That's out of bounds"
    Everyone (to borrow a phrase from Guy Fieri)
  9. "Over a pound of cherries in this bottle of beer"
    John
  10. "You're going to have to explain secret Santa to me tomorrow"
    John
  11. "It tastes like Keystone but with more flavors that you never wanted"
    Pat
  12. "Do not google the Full Monty on Christine's phone"
    Pat
  13. "We can't dispute any of the facts on this beer label"
    John
  14. "I think Christian Slater was in Star Wars"
    John (Christian Slater was not in Star Wars)
  15. Now everyone pass your plate to the person on your right"
    John (trying to switch up Thanksgiving dinner)