THINGS I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOST ABOUT CHRISTMAS

  1. Christmas Day
  2. Christmas Eve
  3. Having other people cook my Christmas dinner and promising to repay the favour but knowing that everyone's busy Christmas schedule means I'll never have to
  4. Being able to use Christmas emojis non-ironically 🎅🏻🎄
  5. Being about to order Dominos Pizza to work and no one judging
  6. Mariah Carey
  7. Boxing Day
  8. Selling unwanted gifts on eBay to pay off my credit card
  9. Mulled cider
  10. Seeing people I only ever see once a year on Christmas Eve at the pub and being quietly satisfied that I've achieved more in the year than they have
  11. Being kicked out of the work Christmas party for the third consecutive year