My answer, in short, is nothing. We need balance in the force. If everyone in the PNW...
  1. appreciated gym/court/field sports,
  2. liked to hang out in groups,
  3. learned how to say no,
  4. chilled their butts about social issues for two seconds,
  5. and stopped calling traditional beliefs hateful,
  6. ...we wouldn't have balance to the force. Weird peeps of both kinds gotta have places to live.