AN UGLY STRANGER

(Please see A HANDSOME STRANGER for context and rekindled hope in humanity.)
  1. He's sitting next to the outlet station at the airport and using ALL OF THEM.
  2. He believes that people who don't have a mailing address should not have the right to vote.
  3. Or people in prison.
  4. Or unemployed people.
  5. Or uneducated people.
  6. THIS GUY.
  7. I'm wearing a sticker and he's not.
  8. SO THERE.
  9. Should I eat pickles and breathe in his face?