THINGS REQUIRING MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION, RANKED BY PRIORITY

I am a functioning human who rarely lists after bedtime.
  1. 5.
    Drinking water.
    Went out for wine with my supervisor, gotta come off the buzz.
  2. 4.
    Registration for camp tomorrow.
    I'm working at a summer program and all the children are arriving tomorrow. Well, today, actually, now that it's past midnight.
  3. 3.
    Really have to pee.
  4. 2.
    Secondary applications for medical school.
    The flood is real and I am somehow in a different country.
  5. 1.
    Pokèmon GO.
    The moment I've been waiting for all my life.