WHAT TO CALL SKINNY JEANS INSTEAD OF SKINNY JEANS

@anagha999 says, "Literally any other thin cylindrical thing!!!" In the order in which Ana and Stina said them.
  1. 1.
    Drainpipe jeans.
    We hate this name. It's stupid.
  2. 2.
    Cigarette jeans.
    Stina thinks it's a European thing, Ana thinks it's a fictional thing. Whatever, it's stupid.
  3. 3.
    Matchstick jeans.
  4. 4.
    Pipe jeans.
  5. 5.
    Baton jeans.
  6. 6.
    Cuvette jeans.
  7. 7.
    Flute jeans.
  8. 8.
    Pipette jeans.
  9. 9.
    CHOPSTICK JEANS.
    So accurate.
  10. 10.
    Extension cord jeans.
  11. 11.
    Fireman pole jeans.
  12. 12.
    Lamppost jeans.
  13. 13.
    Branch jeans.
  14. 14.
    Bar jeans.
  15. 15.
    Barre jeans.
  16. 16.
    JAVELIN JEANS.
    Alliteration. Boom. Done.
  17. 17.
    Stability rail jeans.
  18. 18.
    Thermometer jeans.