Things Kanye Is Freaking Out About While Caring for the K-kids Alone

  1. How to keep North from kicking off her Jordans every 5 seconds
  2. Which one is Mason and which is Penelope
  3. How his life would have been different if he ate organic artisan baby food as a child
    Then realized probably not at all except maybe he'd be a different kind of asshole.
  4. Is Scott okay?
  5. How long until North starts spewing 45 minute rants about why she is being oppressed by the nanny who makes her nap
  6. Kim's bod
  7. If the White House is child proofed
  8. Designs for the most kid friendly pimped out Range
  9. When this cool Range he just imagined seconds ago will be ready
    Kanye thinks, therefore it is
  10. Lamar❤️