WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF
- •Suddenly take an interest in sports. Of all kinds.Professional croquet is a thing.
- •Return every bit of money you owe everyone.Pro-tip: don't use Venmo, it's too instantaneous.
- •While we're on the topic of money, learn how to invest, get a credit report, and make a budget for the next 15 years.Life skills people, life skills.
- •Test out the effectiveness of your lactaid pills by eating a half gallon of ice cream.Determined: not very effective.
- •Take virtual tours of celebrity homes.Of course I need to know what Baz Luhrmann's foyer looks like.
- •Rank your family members from tallest to shortest.Uncle Billy, how DID you get so tall?!
- •Make lists.Okay, you've probably thought of this one.