WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF

  1. Suddenly take an interest in sports. Of all kinds.
    Professional croquet is a thing.
  2. Return every bit of money you owe everyone.
    Pro-tip: don't use Venmo, it's too instantaneous.
  3. While we're on the topic of money, learn how to invest, get a credit report, and make a budget for the next 15 years.
    Life skills people, life skills.
  4. Test out the effectiveness of your lactaid pills by eating a half gallon of ice cream.
    Determined: not very effective.
  5. Take virtual tours of celebrity homes.
    Of course I need to know what Baz Luhrmann's foyer looks like.
  6. Rank your family members from tallest to shortest.
    Uncle Billy, how DID you get so tall?!
  7. Make lists.
    Okay, you've probably thought of this one.