THINGS I WOULD DO RIGHT NOW IF THERE WERE NO CONSEQUENCES
- •Write a check that would accidentally clear to pay off my student loans
- •Eat 12 cupcakes
- •Take Keeper to a warm beach somewhere on a private jet
- •Dance party on the private get with 10 of my friends
- •Buy a place by the warm beach and schedule my friends to come every other week or so.
- •Yell at the top of my lungs on street corner , "Damn you soulmate...where the hell are you?"
- •Buy new Frye boots