THINGS I WOULD DO RIGHT NOW IF THERE WERE NO CONSEQUENCES

  1. Vicodin
  2. Write a check that would accidentally clear to pay off my student loans
  3. Eat 12 cupcakes
  4. Take Keeper to a warm beach somewhere on a private jet
  5. Dance party on the private get with 10 of my friends
  6. Buy a place by the warm beach and schedule my friends to come every other week or so.
  7. Yell at the top of my lungs on street corner , "Damn you soulmate...where the hell are you?"
  8. Buy new Frye boots