Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions

'Tis the season😊
  1. Wearing traditional Indian headdress and handing out corn to Pilgrims
    It's the right thing to do.
  2. Bikini waxing
    Usually done during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when Santa makes his way to Macy's officially ushering in the Christmas Season.
  3. Put away Halloween decorations
  4. Wednesday morning cooking with the ladies in my family
    Cornbread dressing, sweet potato casserole, cranberry conserve, prune cake, boiled custard, pecan pies, deviled eggs, all cooked with love and a little bit of sass.
  5. Turn air conditioning down as low as it will go .
    Florida...sigh!
  6. Chocolate Chess Pie
    Made either extremely late at night or right before bikini waxing.
  7. Annual familial argument over whether or not my grandmother used to put mustard in her world famous baked beans.
    SHE DIDN'T!
  8. Take post turkey fest walk around neighborhood.
    After 2 meals at 2 different locations, absolutely necessary.
  9. Catnip party for the cats
    Because even cats need to celebrate the holidays.
  10. Beer
    A hoppy Thanksgiving is a happy Thanksgiving!
  11. Conveniently forget to send Weight Watchers points to Personal Trainer
    Hey, he is entitled to a day off after all...