Things to Do After Surgery When You Can't Sleep
It is 3:26 A.M. I had major neck surgery less than 24 hours ago. Recovering really well, but, hey it is still surgery...
- •Count minutes like they are sheep until next pain medication
- •WhittleAlthough a little difficult to do with an IV.
- •Read books about ScientologyThey all include at least a million references to Tom Cruise. Dude is crazy!
- •Wonder if my pain medication is making me write things like "Dude is crazy!"I mean, I've never exactly uttered or written that phrase. EVER.
- •Talk to ElvisHe really is a great listener!
- •Wonder if the lady who came in to draw my blood at 2:45 has a soulI had finally just fallen asleep. Dude is evil!
- •Write a list...