Things I've Talked About Since Having One Margarita.
I had a margarita and then I said words
- •Prickly pear is good in margaritas but realistically I'm probably never just going to eat a prickly pear.
- •This is a bomb ass margarita. I have to snap chat it.
- •Salsa is my favorite vegetable
- •What the hell are people so worked up about their guns for? Calm down.
- •Bernie sanders is my spirit politician
- •[political rant]
- •[singing songs]
- •[more political ranting]
- •I wish I could understand the republicans more. I bet they're good folks at heart, but they're just SO WRONG ABOUT ALL THE THINGS.
- •I'm not having a beer right now but I'm definitely having one tomorrow probably.
- •[the next phrase in the song]