REJECTED TWEETS I'VE WRITTEN ABOUT PREMIUM HAM
Dedicated to @lizzyspano
- •Ham? I hardly know her!
- •Babe 3: Sizzlin'
- •Ham tastes ok. Just kidding. It's pretty good.
- •My favorite baseball player is Hammy Sosa, the Pig Man from Chicago Town.
- •Ham, now injected with more Premium! Also salt.
- •Try our "new" "Ham" "sandwich" please.
- •Ham sturdy enough to toss like a football. They don't call it a pigskin for nothin'! #DallasCowboys #JessePalmers
- •Ham so good you'll #oink
- •Only 140 characters to express my love of ham? I'm gonna need more than that! Ham is great. It tastes good. I like it! Here's the thing abou
- •My favorite band? Rodgers and HAMmerstein. Also, The Beatles.
- •Look, if a fella can't express his love of ham in public, where is he supposed to do it?
- •Speaking of ham, where's the beef?
- •Pick up some deli ham at your local deli counter. "Deli", short for "delicatessen." "Ham", short for "HAMmer Time, by MC Hammer."
- •Babe 4: Sex In The City, You're Being Such a HAMantha
- •How do you ham? Tell us your story.