WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Dreams...dead.
  1. A dinosaur (Brontosaurus)
  2. Veterinarian
    Until I learned I would have to put animals to sleep. Nope!
  3. Writer
    Peaked in like second grade, when I wrote a "children's book" called Doofus: The Smartest Cat in the World.
  4. Jockey
    I think I was too tall by age 9. Plus I wasn't very good at riding horses, but I love them.
  5. Marine Biologist (dolphin trainer)
    I still love dolphins and whales and stuff...but I saw Blackfish. Ugh.
  6. Writer
    Eventually learned that I'm not creative.
  7. Employed
    Accomplished.