THINGS I DIDN'T SAY TO MY STUDENTS

...but sure wanted to.
  1. Yes, I saw you pick your nose.
  2. She doesn't like you. Also, you deserve better.
  3. Yes, I see your cell phone but I'm pretending I don't so I don't have to have that conversation AGAIN.
  4. Please stop talking. Please. Please stop. For the sake of your dignity.
  5. Did you just snapchat me? Never mind. I don't want to know.
  6. If you think there's no bullying at this school, you're part of the problem, missy.
  7. Oi. Just... oi.
  8. Your grade is the poster child for why you shouldn't text in class.
  9. "Dumb" is spelled with a b.