REASONS AIDAN CALVELLI IS MY BITCH

A non-comprehensive summary
  1. He's my professional subordinate
  2. He's moving to my home turf but I know all the most poppin places in shelburne and I won't tell him about any of them
  3. He is mentally weaker than I am
  4. He is physically weaker than I am
  5. He responds to "bitch"
  6. If you knew him you'd just assume he was my bitch
  7. The end