Careers I'd Pursue If Money Wasn't An Option

  1. Nail Polish Namer
    I have puns for days
  2. Audiobook Narrator
    I love books and the sound of my own voice, let me read them and get paid
  3. Mattress Reviewer
    I would never be stressed about my job ever again. Unless insomnia becomes and issue
  4. Hair Salon Receptionist
    At some ridiculously expensive hair studio just for the quality of the eavesdropping
  5. Trader Joe's Product Tester
    I could eat those frozen appetizers all day