The best one liners to say to a cop right after you get pulled over
Maybe they will save you from a ticket...or maybe not!
- •I was doing fifty five in fifty-fourJay-Z 99 Problems
- •Cop: Pull Over, You: Its a cardigan but thanks for askingDumb and dumber
- •Officer, Do you have tickets....to the gun show?Simultaneously flexing your bicep
- •That's called a California roll officer...its authorized in 49 states.
- •Is that a K-9 in your car, I love dogs?
- •Officer, your headlight is out.
- •Your radar gun is broken, when is the last time you had it serviced?
- •I am going to shit my pants, RIGHT NOW!