Maybe they will save you from a ticket...or maybe not!
  1. I was doing fifty five in fifty-four
    Jay-Z 99 Problems
  2. Cop: Pull Over, You: Its a cardigan but thanks for asking
    Dumb and dumber
  3. Officer, Do you have the gun show?
    Simultaneously flexing your bicep
  4. That's called a California roll officer...its authorized in 49 states.
  5. Is that a K-9 in your car, I love dogs?
  6. Officer, your headlight is out.
  7. Your radar gun is broken, when is the last time you had it serviced?
  8. I am going to shit my pants, RIGHT NOW!