Online Dating Woes
According to 3 single 27 year old roommates, featuring real quotes from online "matches" on Bumble/Tinder/Grindr. Special guest appearances: Chardonnay and shame.
- •"Hey there Carolyn!"Seemingly normal & friendly! I respond in an equal manor, no response. Classic.
- •"Yo"Nothing else, just Yo. I'm not your frat bro buddy...use your words.
- •"Hey😉.....whats the kinkest u have ever done?🙈 "Emojis and all. Straight out of the gate....Single life is glamorous you guys.
- •"Hello. How are you? So what are you looking for? A relationship? A friend? A hookup?"So many questions in one message. I appreciate the directness on this impersonal platform but like, chill.
- •"Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but the feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out"Real life. No words for this guy.
- •"Hey, let's fuck"0 to 60 on Grindr sometimes.
- •"Hung?"Welp, there's no response to this one.
- •Unfortunately these could go on forever....what a time to be alive. Or something like that 🙄