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- •I soiled myself... Where do I buy fresh pants?
- •I love dogs
- •True life: I queef on command
Cuz Allll da boys luv me...
- •"I knew leaving my Invisalign at home was a good idea!"
- •"You have crohns? OMG I have IBS. Race ya to the bathroom!"
- •In response to someone trying to compliment my shirt- " I'll sell it to you for 40 bucks." Sold! Takes layer one off aka a boys tall T ski shirt that I got fo free! counts money while wearing my second layer.. A white t shirt.
First and foremost, I am happy to have a life that allows me to drive in mini vans and eat at drive thrus...
- •1. Will I get the bucket seat ?
- •Does the door open automatically or will I have to slide it?
- •If the doors are automatic- am I going to open them or will the driver ?
- •I'd invite all people who embrace sharing love , kindness, and a sense of humour with the world...
- •That being said, anyone who is a bully is welcome to come and receive a hug and the love that he or she has clearly never received✌🏼️💝
- •And I'd invite the 2004 Red Sox lineup to come DJ
- •Thanks! I Look forward to whatever you have to say! 🙋🏻
Always wipe front to back @samanthagrace90
- •You have to give to receive
- •Double check that you DVRd in HD
- •It's five o'clock somewhere
- •An OG Chicken and waffles joint
- •Dolly world - get tetanus shot before visit and checked for any of the heps after visit.
- •Papa New Guinea - how do they jam all that Weiner into one Birch tree jock strap without splinters?.. The madness of their ritualistic circumcision practices revealed..
- •1. A second chance at a new life
- •Friends ... "Friends" in more than one area code
- •Instagram "likes" for days