HOW I KNOW IT'S MONDAY

  1. Thongs on backwards, but god damn I can barely tell.. Thank you Victoria secret for the skintimate collection..
  2. Leftover poops from a weekend of Bing drinking @zoeskeet @craigscorgie am I right or am I right?
  3. Dehydration
  4. Little to no patience for small talk
  5. A lazy eye
  6. Eczema irritation, from being too lazy to wake up early enough to lotion my skin.. She doesn't put the lotion on the skin...
  7. Coffee breath until 12... Rinse and repeat aroma until 5pm.
  8. The secret shame for how excited I am that vanderpump rules is on tonight @Bravo @andycohen