CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE
- •1. I need to poop.
- •2. Always stuck behind the guy going straight in the right hand turn lane.
- •3. Should I Text Back: Misanthrope Pro Tips.
- •4. If I Won The Lottery I Would Still Work: and other bitch things I hate that people say.
- •5. 😑🔫
- •6. Names That Disappoint Your Family And America
- •7. Twizzler Pull and Peel Changed My Life: And other milestones