CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. 1. I need to poop.
  2. 2. Always stuck behind the guy going straight in the right hand turn lane.
  3. 3. Should I Text Back: Misanthrope Pro Tips.
  4. 4. If I Won The Lottery I Would Still Work: and other bitch things I hate that people say.
  5. 5. 😑🔫
  6. 6. Names That Disappoint Your Family And America
  7. 7. Twizzler Pull and Peel Changed My Life: And other milestones
  8. 8.