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Mayonnaise haters everywhere: beware. These foods may seem safe to eat until you realize the truth. If you wish to live in the dark, look no further. But true mayonnaise haters like myself need to be enlightened.
  1. Aioli
    This one is pretty obviously mayonnaise
  2. Any sauce that says "creamy"
    TAKE IMMEDIATE CAUTION AT THE WORD CREAMY
  3. "Special sauce"
    Yes. Even the beloved In n Out sneaks the vile substance of mayonnaise into their sauce
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Based on previous experiences of 4ths past
  1. Old men in American flag speedos
    You're lucky I didn't add a pic. I think you get the idea
  2. People who think the best way to celebrate their country is to become drunken idiots
    Especially dangerously close to bodies of water...or explosives
  3. Being judged for not spending a thousand dollars on a red white and blue bathing suit we all know I would never wear
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