1. Put a cake into a blender and then drink it
  2. Deep fry a tomato basil and mozzarella panini
  3. Make a sandwich using two funnel cakes as the bread and then a third funnel cake as the meat
  4. Dip my face into a chocolate fountain
  5. All you can eat day at sweet lady jane
    Suggested by @gilbaron
  6. Wrap a creme brûlée in bacon
    Suggested by @alexf
  7. Eat an entire pizza.
    I'd do this daily If there was no consequence.
    Suggested by @jeanette