4 social media bios I've used

  1. Is there an under eye concealer that will undo a decade of insomnia?
  2. Semi-functional adult / perpetually exhausted / hopelessly sarcastic
  3. I like books, brunch, coffee, the 90s, make-up, and hate everyone
  4. How long have I had deodorant marks all over the front of my sweater: an autobiography