JUST MOM THINGS
Inspired by my mom, my friends moms, and your moms!
- •Listening to Bruno MarsOr Pharrell. Or Meghan Trainor.
- •Drinking wine with an ice cube
- •Playing Candy Crush/Best Fiends/Farm Heroes SagaAnd being on an insanely high level
- •Asking you to take chicken out of the freezer
- •Deep cleaning the house when guests are coming over
- •Finding items that have been lost for hours/days in a split second and telling you to "open your eyes"Suggested by @bkfergus
- •Not so subtly alluding that you may be drinking too much
- •Being mad that the last season of Parenthood wasn't on Netflix when they said it would be
- •Jokes about peeing while laughing
- •Volunteering for everything
- •"Have you lost weight? Those pants look loose."
- •That one show that she watches where no one is allowed to talk or interrupt her while it's on
- •Wondering why you aren't wearing socks
- •The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
- •The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2
- •Being emotionally invested in The Voice
- •Salted caramel anything
- •George Clooney