I relate to Tina as much as the next person, but it's no secret who my favorite Belcher child is.
  1. The Fart Song
    Featured in 'The Frond Files'
  2. This is me now!
  3. Is it obvious I don't care?
  4. I'm more of an indoor kid.
  5. I've eaten nine birthday cakes today, and I still feel empty.
  6. My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and YES, I'm including starving children so DON'T ASK.
  7. Channel 6 News. They'll finger anything with a pulse.
    Bob: I'm pretty sure their slogan is, "their finger's on the pulse," Gene.
  8. I want your nuggets!
  9. You're never too old for trick-or-treating. Or holding hands with Dad.
  10. Ah! One luft balloon!
  11. I'm lying to myself. I do not look good in these shorts.
  12. Linda: Aren't they the cutest couple on tv?
    Gene: Yeah, if you like white people.
  13. It's the romance of the century! And it has nothing to do with yogurt.
  14. "Wait, men can be named Stacy?! I LOVE AMERICA!”
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  15. All of his Die Hard musical
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  16. The Snakes Song
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  17. I'm Rapper Actress Queen Latifah, from her U.N.I.T.Y. phase! (suggested by @sarahgorman)
  18. Beef curtains (suggested by @sarahgorman)
  19. Mmm taco on the toilet. Why doesn't everybody do this? (suggested by @meganelizabeth)
  20. Menstruant
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  21. When he was crazy thirsty for a manatee puppet
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman