THE BEST OF GENE BELCHER

I relate to Tina as much as the next person, but it's no secret who my favorite Belcher child is.
  1. The Fart Song
    Featured in 'The Frond Files' http://youtu.be/QcdPxVfG2Oo
  2. This is me now!
  3. Is it obvious I don't care?
  4. I'm more of an indoor kid.
  5. I've eaten nine birthday cakes today, and I still feel empty.
  6. My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and YES, I'm including starving children so DON'T ASK.
  7. Channel 6 News. They'll finger anything with a pulse.
    Bob: I'm pretty sure their slogan is, "their finger's on the pulse," Gene.
  8. I want your nuggets!
  9. You're never too old for trick-or-treating. Or holding hands with Dad.
  10. Ah! One luft balloon!
  11. I'm lying to myself. I do not look good in these shorts.
  12. Linda: Aren't they the cutest couple on tv?
    Gene: Yeah, if you like white people.
  13. It's the romance of the century! And it has nothing to do with yogurt.
  14. "Wait, men can be named Stacy?! I LOVE AMERICA!”
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  15. All of his Die Hard musical
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  16. The Snakes Song
    Suggested by   @lizabeth
  17. I'm Rapper Actress Queen Latifah, from her U.N.I.T.Y. phase! (suggested by @sarahgorman)
  18. Beef curtains (suggested by @sarahgorman)
  19. Mmm taco on the toilet. Why doesn't everybody do this? (suggested by @meganelizabeth)
  20. Menstruant
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  21. When he was crazy thirsty for a manatee puppet
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman