1. That guy
  2. The guy who I locked eyes with as I shoved a fork full of salad into my mouth
  3. The guy I was flirty laughing with when my body involuntarily created a phlegmy cough mid giggle
  4. The guy whose apartment I went to, excitedly thinking he was into me, & he wanted to talk about his new girlfriend
  5. The guy who was confirming my coffee order but I couldn't hear so I answered an assumed question he didn't ask, causing him to repeat extra loud, letting everyone know I was an idiot
  6. The guy that gave me a gas station rose in junior high which I dropped & stepped on by accident. Making him cry
  7. That other guy