FOUR FUN AND LARGELY HARMLESS INSULTS

  1. Bozo
    Bozo is wildly underused considering how delightful it is as an utterance
  2. Birdbrain
  3. Numbnuts
    This is *gendered* and therefore potentially harmful, but it is a very satisfying diss to throw at a domestic animal
  4. Ding-dong
    I'm not sure this is even an insult, frankly